Texts to Evan
"I have a theory that none of will ever truly be able to know a person all we can ever do is make as good of an idea based on the information about them as possible but it will always be still a guess it can get more and more accurate but never perfect and so everybody we surround ourselves with will always be at least a little bit of a stranger"
M: “I think i puked in the parking lot of a pizza hut”
E: “…oh. where is there a pizza hut”
M: “Like back in high school in baltimore not now”
E: “Ohhh i puked inside of a Lowe’s once.”
M: “I definitely did that at a pizza hut a half hour from my house once just from being sick not even drunk”
"There was almost no toilet paper but then there was toilet paper"
"If there were a species superior to us to the point that they put us in zoos, i would be a particularly boring zoo animal"